I want to be Ellen when I grow up!

I've decided I want to be Ellen or Oprah when I grow up. I want to get paid millions to have my own talk show and kick it with celebs all day!! Doesn't that sound just lovely? I can be funny and I can be witty!! Then I would of course pay Natasha millions to work for me and we would get to rub elbows with the rich and famous because we would be famous!! Don't you love how I am able to dream big? Sounds fabulous and way better then sitting at a desk all day?? One day ladies & gentlemen, one day!!!