Woot Woot

Woot Woot!! It's Friday my fav day of the work week. Yeah, the weekend is upon us! I can't wait. So my mutt does not have a tick and the vet thinks I'm crazy. But we already knew that. And to top if off as soon as we got home from the vet he went straight to his food and ate it all, are you serious dog... acting like everything was just peachy now. WTF? He is my dog though so he has to be difficult, ya know?? My night was low key, drug my ass to the gym...cause let me tell you I so did not want to go...but I did...but then I went home and had myself some wine...my rebel self. I try to avoid the wine when I have worked out, ya know?? I'm a big wino and it is definitely my weakness for sure!! But oh well I did sleep better I'm sure because of the wine. Well, hopes everyone has a fab weekend! I'm out.

Does the Mutt have a tick?

Oh snap (yes I did steal that from Heidi on The Hills...speaking of I need to post about this weeks episode)...I think my dog has a tick! I may just be over reacting, but it sure as hell looks like a tick. At least it looks like what I think they would look like after researching the shit on the Internet. But what do I know? And to top it off Jakx didn't eat yesterday. WTF? My dog like never says no to any type of food, weird huh?? I think we may be making a trip to the vet today. More dets to come on Jakx and his tick issue.

Anyways, HAPPY THURSDAY all. Woot Woot its almost Friday! Sweet, huh? That makes my day that much better. My night was uneventful... went to the gym and watched America's Next Top Model... I am so unimpressed with the girls that are left, none of them look that fabulous to me, some take great pictures, but anything is possible with a little photoshop, ya know? Tyra keeps wearing the most random shiat...last night she was wearing a turtleneck thingy with a school girl dress over, WTF??? Seriously WTF!!!

I forgot to mention...

I totally forgot to mention the most important thing of the day...my new white Coach purse is just divine!! I heart it!!! It definitely makes things a little brighter, lame I know, but that's how I roll!

Just another Tuesday...

Is it Friday yet? I'd even take a Thursday for that matter. My morning was a big struggle... worse then yesterday! But now I've had my triple Latte I feel way way way better!! Last night B and I had a dinner date. It was great way to end a Monday with some dinner and drinks. We hit up Chili's... she is the only one who loves that place like I do. Random, I know, but they have the best queso dip ever! We did have a good time as usual. That girl kills me sometimes with her stories, but entertaining nonetheless. I cannot believe we have been friends almost ten years, crazy huh?? Nothing really exciting planned for tonight, wish I could have dinner and drinks every night.

So Natasha reminded me that I forgot to mention the best part of our run-in with Andrew the sales guy at Macy's... the too tired one I talked about yesterday. He was jabbering on about his life and he was trying to talk himself up when he says how many 20 year old's do you know that drive a Mercedes and own their own home? I jump up and start to look at shoes because by this point I am gonna bust up laughing. I look back at Natasha and she is sitting there listening to him with the straightest face... I have no idea how she was not laughing her ass off. I was like damn girl I don't know how you did it and as we are walking away we both start busting up laughing. Ummm, Mercedes don't impress me boy. And I do own my own home and have for many years. Now what???

I wanted to call in LAZY today...

All I Fing have to say right now is BOOH MONDAYS! I sooo did not want to get my ass out of bed this morning, let me tell you it was a big struggle. I wanted to call in lazy today, ummm sorry can't make it into work today, I'm taking a lazy day! Sounds good to me.

How was every one's weekend? Mine was pretty chill. Friday night Natasha and I had a date. We hit up Macy's and found some awesome deals at INC...I got the cutest white jacket...I'm totally in Looove with it!! Natasha found hella shiat too. It was definitely meant to be. Although finding shoes was definitely not meant to be... our crazy sales guy Andrew was ummm how do I say this nicely? CRAZY!!! He freakin brought over all the shoes then just stands there and says I'm tired as I start to pull out shoes for Natasha to try on. Can you believe that shiat?? Then we hit up PF Chengs & ate some delicious food!! It was mighty yummie if I do say so myself. It was fab to hang with Natasha...it had been forever since we had a date nite!! The rest of my weekend was pretty low key. Saturday I slept in and it felt marvelous! Then I did some shiat around the house, took the mutt to the river, and got my shiat waxed, no not there, just my eyebrows and lip, ummmm I'm not brave enough to get down there waxed yet. I was suppose to go out with B to Klein's birthday bash, but I was definitely unmotivated and opted to stay in and watch a movie. I watched Mallrats...one of my favs!! It's classic, makes me think of HS for sure!! Sunday I slept in again and it felt even better the second time. I did more shiat around the house, hit the gym, and called it a night. Nothing to write home about, that's for sue. But every once in a while you need a chill weekend to rejuvenate you, ya know?

Tonight I am suppose to do dinner with B. I'm excited! It definitely makes a Monday better when you know that it's gonna end with dinner & drinks! Well here's to speedy day!!

It's finally here...

It's finally here...it's Fing Friday!! Woot Woot!! Hope everyone has a fab weekend!! I know I plan too!!!

This week on "The Hills"

Heidi tells Lauren she is not moving in with Spencer and she wants to stay living with Lauren to which that makes Lauren happy!! Then, Heidi managed to kinda redeem herself this week by throwing Lauren a big surprise party at Hyde... after all she did turn the big 21! Heidi totally acted like she was bailing on Lauren for Spencer on her birthday and then Audrina swooped in and took her to the party. It was classic! Brody even was there and apologised for hooking up with Jen Bunny, well I hope so... ummm Team Lauren or Team Jen, helllooo Team Lauren for sure!! Jen Bunny shows up at Heidi's work to try and talk to her about Lauren, Heidi says she doesn't want to be in the middle and that she can't talk at work, hello Heidi you were the one to push them together, harsh Heidi, way harsh to do to Lauren!! Jen then shows up at Lauren's to talk. Jen says she's sorry, but that Brody was pursuing her, yeah not so much Jen. Lauren says she's not ready to be friends with Jen again. I hope not Miss you better think twice before taking this chic back into your life. Not sure I like this Jen girl at all... she didn't seem very sincere. It's just a cardinal rule that you don't go after someone your friend is dating, hello didn't she get the memo??? The Hills is coming to an end... its a sad sad day!!!

This week has lagged...

Is this Fing week over yet? Damn this week has lagged on like no other? I cannot wait it for it to be the weekend... I need to sleep in... I have been exhausted all week... probably due to me sleeping like shiat, that's odd, not really!! My night was uneventful. Went to the gym and watched a little TV, exciting huh? Not sooo much! Tomorrow night Natasha and I have a date... PF Chengs here we come!! I have been totally craving it forever. I am on this crazy Asian/Chinese food thing...which is quite ironic since I used to be anti-Asian food, now I crave it. Funny huh?? I know I know I am just weird and a self proclaimed big dork!! But it should be a good time for sure!! No other exciting news to share, boring huh??

The weekend starts out with a bang...

OMG I cannot even begin to tell you how entertaining my Friday night was... no no no unfortunately I didn't have a hot date but none the less it was still Fing entertaining!! Brenda and I chaperoned the Delta Gamma formal and OMG these ladies were off the hook. We are not even there twenty minutes when the manager informs us that one girl needs to leave... ummm not even ok... I had already seen her stumble a few times so I knew exactly who he was talking about. And to top if off she was underage and overly pre-partied. So we pull her aside and say we have to call you a taxi and we ask if she is intoxicated and she says kinda... hello if you are underage then you can't admit to being drunk or you will definitely have to leave. I mean don't get me wrong we know that everyone was pre-partying and we don't care, but if you make a scene then you have to leave, but twenty minutes in are you serious? One girl told me off when I was rounding up everyone from the bar for awards. She snapped I just ordered shots and the bartender won't hold them, that's just plain bullshit, I said yes she will... well she proceeds to yell I am not going to win anything so I am not going in there. Ummm, ok if you don't want to go in then just to appease your freakin advisor say thanks and don't go in, but by telling me off you have just started a war girlie!!! Then there was the "DRUNK" girl who was just Fing plastered. I was trying to get her out the bathroom stall and she freakin whacks me hella hard with the door. Party Foul!! Then when we get back to the parking lot none of her roommates want to drive her home because they are pissed at her, guess this is a frequent thing with her. So I see a guy start to carry her across the parking lot and I am following him going excuse excuse me where are you taking her. He proclaims I am taking her to safe rides... ummm you are not going to carry her all the way across campus to safe rides, could you imagine?? I said no we'll take her home and he tosses her at me like she is a doll. After a long journey to get her home, changed, cleaned up and in bed the night is finally over. Oh, how the memories flood back as I recall my wonderful formals... were we really this off the hook?? Yes actually I know we were!!!!

Then Saturday night, Brenda, Candice, and I go to The Park for St. Patty's Day!! After drama of getting a cab we finally get there after 11pm. The cab took forever and finally Candice offers to drive, ummm why she didn't offer sooner I have no idea?? It was sooooo crowed!!! I had fun except it felt like we had just gotten there when they called last call. Next time we have to get there sooner for sure!!

Sunday I had to get my ass out of bed to meet my fam for my cousin's birthday breakfast, but luckily it was at Bernardos. It was yummie!! And it's always fun to mess with my bro while he is working. I freakin love him!! He cracks my shit up!! We are too much alike!~ Then we headed out to Natasha & Joe's for a BBQ!! It was delicious! Jakx and Sammy had soooo much fun!!

More Drama in "The Hills"

OMG!! Can you believe Spencer?? He is such an asshole. I cannot believe the shit talkin he kept doing about Lauren. And Heidi Heidi what the freak are you doing with this loser? Heidi told Spencer that she wanted to spend New Years with Lauren and he was not too happy about this. He kept saying why would I want to hang with someone who doesn't like me?? Ummm well because it is your girlfriends best friend? Spencer says well how can you have a best friend that treats you like this. Well what goes around comes around. Heidi you can't totally blow off Lauren and expect her to be OK with it. Spencer asks Heidi to move in with him. Heidi is ecstatic but has reservations about ditching Lauren. To that Spencer says well why, Lauren would have ditched you for Jason. Not your place to say dude. And that Lauren can just move in with Audrina her new BF. Geeze, Spencer seriously was annoying the hell out of me. He is so manipulative... its not even funny. So Heidi meets Lauren and the crew at Area and Heidi isn't received with open arms which upsets her. Hello, seriously what do you expect?? Lo is there and Heidi tells her that Spencer has asked her to move in... hello you are gonna tell one of Lauren's friends this but not Lauren, ouch that hurts. Of course Lo is gonna tell Lauren. As they are leaving no one says bye to Heidi and Spencer... to which Spencer says... what greats friends you have that they ditch you... ummmm I seem to remember Heidi, Spencer, Brody, and Jen ditching Lauren after Jen's birthday at Area. Hello, Heidi can I say it anymore... what goes around comes around! You have chosen Spencer and for that you must deal with it. But Heidi is soooo sprung that she can't see what an asshole she's dating. Ohhh, I can't wait to see what unfolds next week on The Hills...

It's only Tuesday?

Is it Friday yet?? I am so anti-work right now... it isn't even funny. It's only Tuesday and I am already longing for the weekend. My night was ok last night, went to the gym and watched a little TV. Grrr, my fing tivo didn't tape The Hills and so I have no idea what happened?? I'll have to wait til tonight to know. Whack huh? Hopes everyone has a good day. Here's hoping mine goes by fast!!!!

My random weekend~

Hey Hey Hey. What's up ya all?? Geeze my ass did not want to get out of bed this morning. I am a struggle bunny, but now I have my triple Latte and feel wired enough to write. I have been totally on a huge coffee binge lately and last week I switched to Lattes and have become quite addicted. Ok onto the important shiat. How was every one's weekend? Mine was pretty fun if I do say so myself. Oh, before I forget I must chat about Bunco. Bunco at my house Thursday nite was way entertaining for sure! My bro made some of the best lasagna I have ever had. Hehe... everyone knows I don't do cooking and plus I didn't want my friends to fall ill. I tell everyone my bro got the cooking genes in the fam. We all had a fab time! It was definitely way more spicy then it has been lately. Everyone gets a little loud and it's basically a big monthly gossip session for us ladies. I love it!! I didn't even win biggest loser, but I'm over it??

Friday night, Lisa, Brenda, and myself met Miss Randa Randa for dinner at Chevy's. We hadn't met Mr. Nathan yet, Randa's new baby. He is adorable...he looks like a little old man and it's so freakin' cute!! Randa looked good, a little tired, but good!! He's only a month old so she's still getting used to this mom stuff. I told her I would definitely come down (bay area) and visit them way soon... she seemed like she would really really like that! I love that girl so much and wish she still lived here. Then afterwards Brenda and I hit up Mandango's. I have to admit we had a really really fun time!! We ended up talking to a cute boy for a while and playin' the naughty match game at the bar. It renewed Brenda's faith in cute boys and bars, I think?? Then after that we went over to a friends house to say howdy, it was random. But sometimes the unplanned random nights are the best, ya know??

Saturday morning I had to drag my ass out of bed to get my hair did, let me say it was a big struggle. I love my hair lady Kelly... she is always entertaining for sure!! I have been going to her for lilke ten plus years, so we are like old friends. She always has crazy stories and this time was no different. I will spare you the details but she let's just say it was graphic =)... but it had to do w/ her and hubby getting "frisky" as she called it. She was like oh I can only tell you this knida of stuff. She kills me. I must say though my hair looks fab!! Then that night my bro and I went downtown to do dinner. I was not in the mood to stay home so I called him up and we ended up at Bistro 33, that's odd huh?? The only reason we ended up there was because they had no wait, no wait on a Saturday night, are you serious? We'll take it we said and we sat outside it was a great night to eat outside!! I was on a man hunt, but not too good when you're with your brother huh?? Everyone assumes your together?? Oh well we still had a fab time!!!

Sunday was Delta Gamma Founders Day and we had a luncheon. It was fun. Somehow I got suckered into working the registration table... it's funny because every year I end up working the registration table. But I'm not complaining I secretly like it. It was a good time. It's fun to all get together for the afternoon. Afterwards I took the mut to the river, it was just too nice of a day not to. Well, I think that's it folks... my weekend in a nutshell.

~Bunco Nite at my pad~

Tonight is Bunco Nite at my pad and I'm sooooo excited!! Woot Woot!! It should be good times!! My bro is making the dinner, phew wouldn't want my friends to have to eat my cooking... who am I kidding they would be eating take-out. Chef Casey is whipping up some delicious Lasagna for us all. Woot Woot I can't wait. Maybe I'll even win something? That be be fabulous!! Deets for sure tomorrow!!

The Hills Recap

I totally need to talk about the last two episodes of The Hills. OMG! Can you believe how Heidi is acting. So all I can say is Spencer is just dirty dirty dirty. So it was Jen's (she was on Laugna Beach a few times) birthday and all the ladies were out for it at dinner. Well Heidi and Jen decide they are BF's and are whispering the whole time about Brody and how he's coming out later and how Jen TOTALLY wants him. Hmmm, so not ok Jen to date someone your friend has dated, its like a cardinal rule. Miss Heidi is no better and she was pushing the two together saying oh Brody hella wants to mack you. You can tell how uncomfortable poor Lauren feels. Well the night continues at Area where Spencer and Brody show up. Jen acts like a school girl around Brody. Heidi, Spencer, Brody and Jen end up leaving to go to the guys house to after party and hook up. They don't even say bye to Lauren, just totally ditch her. This is after Lauren gives Jen a diamond martini glass for her present, ouch you just gave one of your so called BF's diamonds and she leaves to hook up with your old guy, burned. Lauren confronts Heidi the next day and Heidi totally lies and says she didn't do anything and to that Lauren says exactly you didn't do anything to stop it!!! Lauren says she's never been so Hurt before by any of her friends. And that she will never like Spencer. Heidi says well that's not fair and Lauren is like well Spencer did some bad bad things and he has totally changed you. Poor Lauren. Well, after the dust has settled Heidi states she wants to have "Lauren Heidi"time and they schedule a date to hang. Lauren rushes home from her photo shoot to meet Heidi, but there's no Heidi just a note stating she went to the movies with Spencer, ouch burned again. What will happen with my two fav ladies?? Why is Heidi acting so retarded?? Well ladies a guy can do that to you. The previews look so juicy...the shit obliviously hasn't settled and much drama continues...

My new fav restaurant...

So last night Lisa and I went to my new fav restaurant last night Bistro 33. I have been utterly addicted to this place since my brother introduced me to it. Why I didn't know about before I don't know? Everything I have had there is delicious and last night was no exception!! I ate The Rainier which is a chicken panni with a midtown chop salad, simply delicous! We also shared some of their dangerous fries. We even topped if off with their donut holes with dipping stuff for desert. Hmmm, it was fab! They also had $3 glasses of wine til 7pm for happy hour, woot woot, can't beat it! It was nice to have dinner with Lisa... girls dinner is always entertaining!! I am sooo exhausted today, I slept like shiat last night, that's odd? Not really since I have been having major issues sleeping lately, what's my deal? Tonight I need to jump back onto the gym band wagon, I have been slacking this week, but what do ya do? It happens.