No more evil Beth!

I almost totally forgot to mention the demise of my friend Beth on the Gauntlet 2. Evil Beth went down like a pussy and she totally didn't even compete against Aneesa, she just quit!! TJ Levin was oh so pissed because he is peeved that people have just been quitting and not even competing in the Gauntlet. Whatever Beth I had faith in your evil self and you let me down. Aneesa went crazy and was suppose to beach brawl Beth, but evil Beth was scared of insane Aneesa and gave up. I wanted Beth to stay because she was hated by all so much that it made for fabulous TV. Her team even sent her a message basically saying they were glad the wicked witch was gone, horrible for Beth yet funny at the same time. No more evil Beth!!!!

Dating Sucks!!!

Why is it so hard to find a man? It's not like I am asking for a lot. Am I? I have been trying this whole internet dating thing and it really hasn't produced anything exciting for me. So far I have met one gentleman who I actually physically met with and well he really just wasn't for me. And no it wasn't because I had to pay for dinner...he was a nice guy and all just not for me. It's not like I am being over picky or anything. The guys on these websites are quite interesting and it seems the ones who are interested in me are like 40 year old bald guys. I am not talking shit or anything but I am a 26 year old decent looking chic so you'd think I could find someone more my own age and stuff. I have some friends who met a man like the first week they joined these dating internet things, but no not me. I know I know I am being a little bitter, but it sucks to be in the dating pool with no potential dates. I am still young enough so I know there is still plenty of time for me to meet the one, but for right now I was just hoping to meet someone interesting enough to date, ya know? It's not like I am asking for the world or anything.

The Dr. has spoken

What can I say? I should know better by now that the Bachelor is always editted to make you think he's going to pick a certain girl...Moana...so my money was on her to win Dr. Travis. Boy was I wrong. He picked Sarah. It's all about the editting. My fav Bachelor has picked his woman! I'm kinda sad it's over because Dr. Travis was so hot to watch. Poor Moana looked like she was having a break down in the limo after she was crushed that he didn't pick her. You know that there is always a therapist waiting to talk to the loser...I think they sneak in the limo and are waiting when they return. The therapist is suppose to make you feel better but you know they are there to make sure we get good TV. And it was good...I couldn't help it and I had to stay up and watch. But in the end I really did feel for Moana, although I was really really sick of seeing her cry all the time!! I mean come on she couldn't even tell Travis' parents why she liked him. She just started crying again and was like I can't articulate into words how I feel. Come on sister!! She was in a contest to win the man and let it go in the 9th inning. There is no crying in baseball. Anyways the Dr. has spoken and he chose his woman!!

Mondays Suck!

What can I say except Mondays suck!! Why is it that no matter what when Monday comes around I am so not ready for it to be here. I so long for my fabulous weekends that by the time they are over, it's just so sad. My weekend was not too exciting, no hot dates or anything to write about, so sad huh?? I didn't even really do anything exciting...I'm so boring I know. Drew Lachey won Dancing with the Stars though, woohoo for him! I totally think he deserved to win!! Tonight is the finale of the Bachelor and I am so stoked to watch, except I hate these two hours things, what's the point? The first hour is usually pointless anyway...thank goodness for Tivo (my new BF for the time being). Well, at least the olympics are over and we can return to the fabulous world of normal TV again, not re-run city!!!

Reunion Shows Rock!

Ok, did anyone catch the reunion shows of the Bachelor and Project Runway? The Bachelor Reunion show was fun and exciting for all as it always is!! Jenny the crazy girl who got booted during the camping date was one bitter bunny! She was going off on everyone, I mean everyone!! Chris Harrison was even like why are you so worked up, duh she is pissed she didn't win Dr. Travis! She was slaming Susan and everyone even piped in...I even felt bad for poor Susan. Although I am sure she really was not in it for the right reasons! But my biggest surprise was everyone kinda changed their minds on the Moana thing and said that they liked her now. Hmmm, were the ladies feeling bad for being protrayed like the bitches they were acting like, I think so!

I just love love Project Runway!! Why I didn't watch sooner I have no idea? Gotta love the drama! Tim was there and full of questions, me likes Tim! Tim is the big hancho at Parson's Fashion School and he is the one who is in charge of the crazy designers! Let me tell you the bit where they were showing all of Santino's impressions of Tim was Classic!!! Santino cracks my shit up!! He basically got called out for all his shit talking and he didn't even feel bad about it! You go, if you are going to shit talk on national TV then you need to back your shit up and he did!! And I wouldn't doubt he may win, although my money is still on Daniel V. And Guadalupe WTF is all I have to say! She was like making no sense...what the heck was she on?? No one knew what to do? She was asked a question and she went off and said nothing that made any sense...she had to be on something!! It was TV entertainment at it's best! Can't wait for the finale!!!

Paris drama again!!

There's yet again more drama with our famous socialite Paris Hilton. When isn't there drama going on with Paris?? Now the drama is between her and Mischa Barton. What the heck is up with drama with the celebs and Paris? Mischa has called Paris a boyfriend stealer...ohh that hurts! And that Paris is just jealuous of anyone who is as successful as her. The fued was said to have started when Mischa started dating Cisco Alder, the ex of Kimberly Stewart and Paris' BFF! Now Paris is firing back by stating that she doesn't know Mischa and that she is just trying to stir up shit! Either way you can't deny how successful Paris is, she makes bucks just for being Paris!! Drama for sure!!!

More issues

My life as you all know has been quite interesting lately. My new issue is that I have an enlarged spleen. What? You may ask... yes an enlarged spleen. I know I know WTF? Yeah, I thought the same thing. So now I have to go see a specialist next week to determine what the heck is causing my damn enlarged spleen. Do you watch Desperate Housewives? Susan has a wondering spleen and that kinda makes me feel better. Why? I have no idea why it would make me feel better that my TV friend has spleen issues too. But it does. Speaking of did anyone catch Sundays nights epsisode? It was fabulous!!! Bree was passed out on the lawn from her boozing. It was quite entertainning to say the least!~! Yet another show that I just love, I know I know I enjoy TV a little too much!! Oh, and more to come about my spleen issue!!

Updates...

So now that I just went off on a major tangent about my day yesterday...I really just needed to vent so hopes you all weren't bored with my last post. Anyways I have to give updates on all the important TV shows of mine!

So Dr. Travis Stork aka Mr. Bachelor has narrowed his picks down to two...Moana the eccentric one loathed by all the other ladies and Sarah the wholesome all american teacher type. Next week is D Day. Will he pick Sarah or Moana? My money is on Moana. But what do I know? It all about the editing!

Gilmore Girls was not on last night, it was a sad day...but more excitment to come with my fav ladies I'm sure!

Project Runway has three finalists who all get to go to Fashion Week, Chloe, Daniel V, & Santino (of course). I am so stoked to see it tonight, my pick has been Daniel V and I stick by my boy. But never under estimate Chloe or Santino. Well Chloe kinda freaked last week and said she wasn't sure she still wanted it. So??? And Santino well he is just crazy and does what he wants so he could win just because he has made it this far for some reason? Ya know?

Gauntlet 2 was ok nothing to write home about. Ummm, can't even think of the dude who got the boot, some kid from the veterans got his booty beat by Alton, that's odd? That man is a machine!!

My wild Tuesday!

Yesterday there must have been something random going on with the stars or something? Was Venus in retrogradge or what? My day at work was ok nothing crazy or anything...it was after work when the madness started. First off my cousin informs me that this dude that she's been dating for not that long well wait wait let me back up. She is in the airforce and she has just been stationed in Las Vegas finally after being in Delaware for almost 4 years. Well she started dating this guy when she got back from her deployment in August but then she moves to Las Vegas in like October. So basically they have been doing the long distance thing. He visited on New Years and at that time she informed me that this was the decision moment...are they going to proceed on with their relationship or call it quits becasue of the distance thing. Well as of now she called me to inform me that he is the one!!!! Yep and they are going to buy a house together, well he's gonig to buy it and they are going to both pay the mortgage!! WHAT! I yell at her, you just randomly go oh yeah by the way we are buying a house...you can't just say that. And here's the kicker she's going to go reserve and move to ohio to live with him. OHIO, you heard me right. She knew I was going to be all realistic on her and tell what the reality is. Like yeah don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with this whole picture except I don't think she really really thinks he's the one...my cousin has been known to think all of her last BF's were the one! So you have to feel me when I have to at least tell her what my thuoghts are which I did but I ended with you know if this is what you really want and you love him, then hey you heard my words of wisdom and I have said my peace.

Then I hear from this guy last night like at 1:35am that I used to date back in the day, he text messages me with Help...911. WTF I think. So he had randomly decided to call out of the blue a few days ago because why I don't know? He said he wanted to hang, what? I have not talked to him in months or seen him since like forever ago. And I really have no desire to go out with him, I don't mind being his friend but that's all. So back to the story. So by this time he has woken me up and so I text him back because I felt compelled with the 911 text to respond. Well he writes he and his friend were just in an accident and his friend is going to jail for a DUI. What? I mean don't get me wrong I feel bad for him and I am glad no one was hurt. But why the hell was he texting me about it??? I am not his girlfriend or anything to him at this moment. Then he goes I am walking home...what? Did he think I was going to offer to pick him up? I responded with call a cab...I know it sounds bitchy and all but I still have no freakin idea why he would text message someone in the middle of the night and say that...especially someone who you haven't spoken to in months?? Well shit now it's like I am the bitch if I don't call and see how he is doing. This random shit only happens to me. Why me?

myspace or bust!

Sorry kids I have totally been neglecting updating this...lack of my fabulous thoughts...I guess? But because Lisa so loves to read my fabulous random thoughts I decided to write today! First off I can't not write about this obsession that everyone has now with this myspace thing. It's like this whole universe of madness. Ok, so to be frank I have a like fake account so I can surf through the myspace junkies...but that's all. I find myspace to be very very interesting. I'm sure for those who use it they love it, actually I know they love it because it's like insane how often people are on there and messaging others and stuff. For people like me and many others who don't really have a profile it's a way to know everything or anything you want about someone. Why you may ask would it even entertain me to do this? But like I said it becomes like a wired addiction. Getting the 411 on someone is always fun and when they put it out there for anyone to read then that's their bad. Power to the myspace junkies fake or real!! Because as wired as it sounds it still entertains me!

The awkward moment that killed the mood!

I've been so busy writing about important things like TV and other blogs that I almost forgot to talk about my crazy weekend. Friday night turned out to be a very very intersting dinner date for me. I was out to dinner on my second date with this gentlemen and it seemed to be going ok when he proceeds to look at the bill when we receive it. I don't say anything because this is a test and actually I am still finishing my wine. Mind you, I was more than ready to pay my half. When he blurts out like 5 minutes later in the middle of something else we were talking about, how do you want to handle the bill? Excuse me?? I almost choke on my wine. He totally did not pass the test. WHO ACTUALLY ASKS THAT? I totally understand going dutch and all, but couldn't he have waited til we were finished? Then I would have gotten my card and it wouldn't have been this awkward thing!! Because now it was this big thing!! So I proceed to get my card out and he says oh let me give you cash...umm the point of me getting my card out was to pay my half...not his. So I say no its ok expecting him to still hand me cash and he goes oh well thanks and I'll get dinner next time. THANKS, he says? Hmm, not sure he scored good on the test? How did this go from a way awkward question to me buying dinner?? Why me??? Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with the girl paying for dinner, but he had asked me out so I was expecting it to be dutch or him buying, stupid me I guess? To top it all off the date had been going really well before the awkwardness killed the mood!

Drama between the bloggers

There is major drama going on between two of my beloved blogs. Perez Hilton is just a little peeved that Trent from Pink is the New Blog got invited to the Playboy superbowl party and he didn't. Perez was stuck instead gonig to the Maximum party, poor Perez. Perez has been bad mouthing the PR group who hosted the bash, Harrison & Shriftman. Perez talked shit on his website that "The Maxim party overflowed with celebs and VIPs who decided not to go to the Playboy party, which was very far away, at the airport". Basically the shit hit the fan from there...read the emails between Perez and Jose Martinez of Harrison & Shriftman from Gawker. I kinda put the pieces together when Perez states "…You may choose not to invite me and invite a blogger who gets 1/3 of the traffic I do, and I can choose to write whatever I play." But keep reading it gets better, Perez goes off and even CC's all his friends at all the magazines. It's always fun for me to hear the drama between my beloved bloggers!!!

Dr. Travis narrows it down to three...

Last night I was a big dork and stayed up to watch the 2 hour Bachelor. Ok, so I won't like go into too much, but last night was the home town dates with the four ladies. Sarah S from Tennessee, Sarah B from Canada, Moana from LA, and Susan from Kansas. Well, my money had been on youngin cutie Sarah B from Cananda...that is until she lost!! Ummm, the poor girl acted so immature and went off to Dr. Travis about the infamous Moana. Hello duh ladies it is never good to bad mouth one of the other ladies in front of the Dr. Travis. And it gets better, the sister still lived at home with Mom and Travis hadn't known this...umm hello BIG RED FLAG for sure! At the end of their date they were actually making out on her bed in her room and it had like one of those like canopy nets hanging around it. As they proceeded to make out she was holding her teddy bear. Hell yeah she deserved to get the boot because making out with her at Mom's with her teddy bear is so like NOT OK TRAVIS! Now I don't think the other Sarah is going to make it...I think the final two will be Susan and Moana. But what do I know I predicted Sarah B was going to make it to the end. Ok, so I can't not give you my thoughts on the other three ladies. Sarah B is like cute and nice but they seem to just be friends. Susan is definitely the gorgeous one, but I think she out for the fame, not the guy. And last but not least Moana...the hated one by all, she is pretty and seems to rock the boat for Travis for sure. Who will win Dr. Travis? Only time will tell. So I totally did go off more than I thought, maybe I should really seek help for my addiction!

Gauntlet 2 entertains again!!

Did you catch the Gauntlet 2 last night? Poor Evil Beth's BFF Syrus got the boot last night. The funny thing is that Syrus was the one who lost the mission for the Veterans and he didn't even volunteer to go the Gauntlet...he was voted to go in by his team...does that surprise you Syrus?? Hello, you lost the mission!!! He got his booty kicked by mad man Derrick, who seems to be unbeatable. Everyone for sure thought Syrus was going to win in the beach brawl, which was basically the two of them wrestling. Nope, little Derrick beat big Syrus. Poor Evil Beth lost her only friend. Oh and we can't forget Jodi hooking up with yet another boy, this time the chosen one was Alton. Oh Jodi things just don't look good for you...the after show even shows her conforting Blair (the host) about their hook-up. Hello? Who haven't you hooked up with Jodi? What about the after show where Danny just rips on Jodi. He basically is still bitter about their fight and he goes off about her. The word slut was spoken so many times I lost count. These after shows are turning out to be quite entertaining!!

Reality TV Rocks part 2!!!!

Well since I have already went off on this tangent about my love for TV and more importantly reality TV...I have to talk about Monday nights Bachelor...can't believe I didn't talk about it earlier?? First off, may I say that Dr. Travis is one hot guy!!! He could be my doctor anytime!!! Anyways, did you catch that great rose ceremony? The crazy redhead wino Tara decided to go off with a bang when she wasn't given a rose. First she was dumb founded when she wasn't picked and she basically gasped. She then proceeded to inform the Dr. in a not so secret whisper as we all know that ABC will subtitle that shit...that there are people left or more importoantly one lady left who is fooling with him. Hmmm, who could that be? The much hated Moana? All the ladies hate her? Why? Well, its oblivious that Travis likes her and she is hogging all the alone time. Isn't that the point ladies?? And they keep saying that she is just wrong and we all know that if the situation was reversed they would all do the same. Only time will tell, but it is definitely between Moana and the sweet youngin from Canada, Sarah B. There is just something about Sarah B. that Travis is just captivated by. I wouldn't doubt it if she takes the whole thing.

I cannot not talk about the fabulous episode of Project Runway last night...once again my boy Daniel V won...woohoo!! He is the youngest of the bunch and a recent fashion school grad who designs some fierce stuff! He designed an awesome outfit out of flowers and leafs and his kicked ass for sure!!! Poor Andrae got the boot. But I kinda knew he wouldn't hang til the end. The kids that are left are all just so talented in their own ways, so it will be interesting to see where it goes. My money is definitely on Daniel V, but crazy Santino is still around, so who knows??

I think I may have to admitt that I am addicted to TV a little too much?? I may need to seek help...

Love those Gilmore Girls

Since I am on this thing where I am disclosing my love of TV this week...I just have to say that Gilmore Girls was FABULOUS last night!!! Gotta love those chicas!! The key question being what is Rory's secret?? Any ideas?? Hmmm??