My wild Tuesday!

Yesterday there must have been something random going on with the stars or something? Was Venus in retrogradge or what? My day at work was ok nothing crazy or anything...it was after work when the madness started. First off my cousin informs me that this dude that she's been dating for not that long well wait wait let me back up. She is in the airforce and she has just been stationed in Las Vegas finally after being in Delaware for almost 4 years. Well she started dating this guy when she got back from her deployment in August but then she moves to Las Vegas in like October. So basically they have been doing the long distance thing. He visited on New Years and at that time she informed me that this was the decision moment...are they going to proceed on with their relationship or call it quits becasue of the distance thing. Well as of now she called me to inform me that he is the one!!!! Yep and they are going to buy a house together, well he's gonig to buy it and they are going to both pay the mortgage!! WHAT! I yell at her, you just randomly go oh yeah by the way we are buying a house...you can't just say that. And here's the kicker she's going to go reserve and move to ohio to live with him. OHIO, you heard me right. She knew I was going to be all realistic on her and tell what the reality is. Like yeah don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with this whole picture except I don't think she really really thinks he's the one...my cousin has been known to think all of her last BF's were the one! So you have to feel me when I have to at least tell her what my thuoghts are which I did but I ended with you know if this is what you really want and you love him, then hey you heard my words of wisdom and I have said my peace.

Then I hear from this guy last night like at 1:35am that I used to date back in the day, he text messages me with Help...911. WTF I think. So he had randomly decided to call out of the blue a few days ago because why I don't know? He said he wanted to hang, what? I have not talked to him in months or seen him since like forever ago. And I really have no desire to go out with him, I don't mind being his friend but that's all. So back to the story. So by this time he has woken me up and so I text him back because I felt compelled with the 911 text to respond. Well he writes he and his friend were just in an accident and his friend is going to jail for a DUI. What? I mean don't get me wrong I feel bad for him and I am glad no one was hurt. But why the hell was he texting me about it??? I am not his girlfriend or anything to him at this moment. Then he goes I am walking home...what? Did he think I was going to offer to pick him up? I responded with call a cab...I know it sounds bitchy and all but I still have no freakin idea why he would text message someone in the middle of the night and say that...especially someone who you haven't spoken to in months?? Well shit now it's like I am the bitch if I don't call and see how he is doing. This random shit only happens to me. Why me?